inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU

im sorry i haven’t been active in the last couple of weeks! more sim fails and humor posts to come :)

simsgonewrong:

ignor mah face me just bein meh sexy ‘gain

simsgonewrong:

ignor mah face me just bein meh sexy ‘gain

simsgonewrong:

LOVE ME DADDY!
…..Get off me child.

simsgonewrong:

LOVE ME DADDY!

…..Get off me child.

simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

simsgonewrong:

Parenting 101

hi:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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there are more nipples in the world than there are people and that makes me really uncomfortable