basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

marxisforbros:

"There’s a cure?!" asked the girl that kills everything she touches
"Hey shut up we’re perf" replied the girl that makes clouds. 

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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spermbanker:

u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

raypuaza:

can i stay at your place? no hobo