mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor
when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
im sorry i haven’t been active in the last couple of weeks! more sim fails and humor posts to come :)
ignor mah face me just bein meh sexy ‘gain
LOVE ME DADDY!
…..Get off me child.
seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person
there are more nipples in the world than there are people and that makes me really uncomfortable